Ramblings
So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh
(via dreadpirateblaine)
Box: To see how you can help lemurs look inside!
*opens box*
Me: Well, that was disappointing. I thought a lemur would pop out and thank me for freeing it!
“Depending on the amount of time and participants, we define a project for every workshop.”
“Indeed, like in any endeavor, change and neural rewiring takes hard work over time.” : |
“There were differences between the groups.” Woo boy.
“This finding seemed to imply that natural selection favored innately aggressive, warlike men in human pre-history.”
Uh-oh. That’ll teach me to keep nothing but books about war and murder on my desk.
“Ha sido, otra vez, como si no me hubiera visto.” (“It’s been, again, as if she didn’t see me.”)
“Meals were served in their rooms, and their clients carefully screened.”
Sounds about right.
“Pichardo indicated that the Church’s goal was to bring the practice of the Santeria faith, including its ritual of animal sacrifice, into the open.”
Uh oh.
“So, I will not reduce the price below $75 (in fact, my optimal price will be $77.50).”
Well, then.
“When he accepts an invitation, he may say, ‘Of course, I’d love to come to dinner on Saturday. I’m a vegetarian, you know, but otherwise, I’ll eat anything that’s set before me.’”
“With the arrival of Schoonmaker’s apprentice, Iris becomes, if not happier, at least less self-conscious, because Caspar doesn’t seem to notice her sorry looks.”
..I think I’ve just been insulted. By a book!
LOL I CAN’T EVEN. WHAT IS AIR
Dear Tumblrverse,
I love you.
(Source: sherekhanisabamf, via shewoulddance)
