February 2012
23 posts
headmasterzefron:
I love this fandom.
Food Critic Puppy
animalsbeingdicks:
“At first, the sweet tanginess hits you like a culinary ‘MACK’ truck, while the subtle fruitiness makes itself apparent towards the end. Overall, it’s simply too one-note and derivative. I cannot recommend lime. ★★☆☆☆” - Dog, Bon Appetit Magazine
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Maybe you'd be kidnapped by pirates
ffkg84:
And they would take you to their hideout As pirates often do But I’d find the secret map And I would vigilante-bushwhack Through the jungles of Peru
Just to save you and I’d take you north to Mexico Where you would tell me your life story on the steps of a Mayan temple Where we’d camp singing nonsense songs in 12 bars to the jaguars,until you’d sense me Your eyes convincing,and I would...
Daily argument with my mother
Mom: You didn't finish the *insert whatever food is about to go bad*! You always waste food!
Me: You know you're capable of eating it too! Why am I always the one who gets blamed for not eating everything?
*eats whatever it is to end the argument*
Mom (as I'm finishing whatever food we're arguing about): You shouldn't eat so much, you're gaining too much weight!
Me: ...
Mom: You could really do with losing some pounds.
Me: ...
Mom: What? Now you're mad at me for being honest?! Grow up!
I wonder why I have no self esteem.
What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good...
January 2012
53 posts
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather...”
– John Green (via theglasschild)
Box: To see how you can help lemurs look inside!
*opens box*
Me: Well, that was disappointing. I thought a lemur would pop out and thank me for freeing it!
Whenever I play a board game →
ffkg84:
aweyeah:
10knotes:
At first I’m like
But when I lose I go all
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
…Kat knows how serious I am about board games. I regret nothing!
The only time I’m afraid of Ewa is when we play a board game together lol
Not true! You fear just standing next to me if I move too quickly too! Don’t deny it. You always flinch! FEAR...
Whenever I play a board game →
10knotes:
At first I’m like
But when I lose I go all
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
…Kat knows how serious I am about board games. I regret nothing!
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Watchminkusgavein:
I’m dying over here!
