January 2012
49 posts
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather...”
– John Green (via theglasschild)
Box: To see how you can help lemurs look inside!
*opens box*
Me: Well, that was disappointing. I thought a lemur would pop out and thank me for freeing it!
Whenever I play a board game →
ffkg84:
aweyeah:
10knotes:
At first I’m like
But when I lose I go all
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
…Kat knows how serious I am about board games. I regret nothing!
The only time I’m afraid of Ewa is when we play a board game together lol
Not true! You fear just standing next to me if I move too quickly too! Don’t deny it. You always flinch! FEAR...
Whenever I play a board game →
10knotes:
At first I’m like
But when I lose I go all
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
…Kat knows how serious I am about board games. I regret nothing!
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Watchminkusgavein:
I’m dying over here!
i am and always will be the optimist: can we talk... →
robin-sparkles:
and how all the kids that got on that show were fucking dumbasses
like seriously
the show came on every other fucking day
there are only three pieces of the silver monkey statue
THE PIECES ARE THE SAME EVERY TIME
AND YET
every time some little shit gets to the end…
Guinea Pig
DAD: A Guinea pig is up on the roof. Ill update you later.
ME: What?!?!?!?!?!???!
DAD: The black and white one died.
ME: What is happening?!
DAD: Yes,
(the next morning)
DAD: Could 3 hamsters live in a 55 gal tank with a guinea pig?
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December 2011
11 posts
3 tags
Talk about awkward
I pulled out a sausage from my purse when I was looking for my wallet at The Walking Company today. That didn’t make for an awkward encounter with the cashier at all…
He looked at it, then at me and smiled.
My smart ass then tries to make the moment less awkward by offering up, “I’m Polish. We like sausage.”
I wish I was making this up…