Stop being humble, you are not that great.– Golda Meir
Vicki: My mother told me she saw photos on facebook of you in her bushes. She asked if you peed on them cuz flowers there didn't grow.
Me: I did not pee on your mother's bushes! I just fell into them!
Vicki: Hahaha that's what I thought.
Me: You weren't sure?! I didn't take my pants off!
Vicki: I was pretty sure it was my mom that wasn't.
Me: You told her I fell in her bushes?!
Vicki: No she saw on freakin facebook! The pictures! She was like, "I didn't realize anyone can fit in there!"
Me: With enough tequila anything is possible!